This morning I've been following the way newspapers have been reporting the story that police will be allowed to take pagan festivals as holidays.
Most have been quoting heathen PC Andy Pardy from Hertfordshire Police saying that being pagan doesn't involve dancing naked around a fire.
Well, speak for yourself PC Pardy. I for one definitely go skyclad and dance naked round fires - and any good-looking pagan coppers are welcome to get their kit off and join me if they want to.
Just email me a photo and your contact details... :)