I dreamt I was asked by the BBC at very short notice to talk for 5 minutes about magic. I said okay, thinking I could talk about magic until the cows came home without any problem.
Then, just before I was on air, the producer handed me a potato and said I was to talk about the magic of the spud.
I was very nearly flummoxed.
But not entirely.
You see, there's a little potato-related folk magic that's been passed down in my family for countless generations. If you suffer leg cramps in the night, put a potato in the bed. I do recommend cleaning the dirt off it first, but otherwise just use any ordinary spud.
I have no idea why, but it has always seemed to me to make a difference. I've even suggested it to friends - who were usually highly skeptical, but later reported improved sleeping. (I should add the words of caution that this is not medical advice and you should always consult your GP if you are unwell.)
But, in my dream, to my dismay I saw I still had a couple of minutes left to talk. Five minutes seems a very long time when you are on air. Luckily the thought came into my head to talk about how you can carve a spud into a little figure and make a poppet out of it. I demonstrated how easy potatoes are to carve - and to stick pins in if you want to. I was floundering a bit, but I just made it.
Then I woke up.
Potatoes made it into my book, along with other roots and fruits, as ways of making poppets. Here's a peak:
Pretty much everyone, witch or not, has heard of the mandrake root being the perfect ingredient for creating a homunculus. Homunculi are more magical creatures than dolls, but roots that naturally look a bit like a person can be used for making poppets. I wouldn’t recommend mandrake roots for beginners though as they are hard to grow and poisonous, even if they don’t scream so loud they kill anyone who is listening when they are pulled from the ground, despite what folklore says. ...There are plenty of other roots you can use. ...You can easily carve a potato into a face or stick things to it for features and feet. Like mandrake and various other magical plants, potatoes are in the Solanaceae family, so have some of the same magical properties without being dangerous. In a similar way you can use hard fruit such as apples and pears, while pumpkins and gourds can be carved into faces for more than just Halloween lanterns.
Another bit of magical trivia I was recently reminded of is that in Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels, the wizard Rincewind said he preferred potatoes to sex...
You can also view the book at publisher Moon Books’ website: http://www.moon-books.net/books/pagan-portals-poppets-magical-dolls
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