Showing posts with label April Fools Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label April Fools Day. Show all posts

Tuesday, 1 April 2025

Divination: The Deceit Fool from the Fool's Wisdom

For April Fool's Day I've drawn a card for the world from The Fool's Wisdom Oracle, and it is the Deceit Fool. You can see it on the right. 

All the cards in the deck show a person in jester's attire, but this one shows them walking blindfolded. The message in the book that comes wth the set is that this is a warning to beware of fraudulent people. There are a lot of deceptive things going on around us right now, so don't be a fool yourself and don't be misled. Trust your intuition and if something doesn't feel right, question it. As the book says: 
"Who or what is trying to give you a faulty impression of reality? Who or what is trying to trick you into believing something other than the truth?"
On April 1st we try to spot attempts to make us look like fools. Mostly, these are harmless jokes, but we still don't want to get caught out. At the moment, however, we need to use extra vigilance every day as there are far more dangerous attempts to con us than mere pranks. The book goes on to say: 
"Don't ignore red flags... Don't put your head in the sand for fear of what you'll discover. Ask questions, scrutinize, and voice your doubts. Challenge what feels wrong with the picture being presented."
There's nothing wrong with checking facts, asking for verification or voicing your doubts. No one wants to look like a fool on April 1st. Let's all make extra efforts to be wise on other days of the year too.
 
You can view The Fool's Wisdom Oracle on Amazon and also read a review I wrote in 2012. Please note: I earn commission from some links

Saturday, 1 April 2023

Divination for Today: The Duty Fool in the Fool's Wisdom

For April Fool's Day I've drawn a card from The Fool's Wisdom Oracle, and it is the Duty Fool. You can see the card on the right. 

All the cards in the deck show a person in jester's attire, but this one also shows them wearing a military jacket, saluting and bearing arms. Yet the message that comes with this card says: "Assume all duties with love in your heart."

When I turned over this card my immediate feeling was that the image and the message seemed contradictory. I'm not really a fan of guns, and I struggle to reconcile soldiers with love. Maybe that's because I'm essentially a child of the 60s and took to heart the message about making love, not war. 

But sometimes, I realised, love and duty do mean you have to fight to protect the things and the people you care for. I think that's especially true in the world today. And if you are involved in a conflict, whether that's a physical fight, a legal battle or the struggle to save the environment or the rights of minority groups, then it is very important not to let it harden your heart. 

Many spiritual teachings offer the wisdom that everything should be done with love. I know it isn't always easy to love the enemy, but acting through compassion rather than hatred can make the difference between resolving a dispute or escalating it into an unresolvable feud.

The book that comes with this set offers a more in-depth reading for the card. Be responsible and remember you are accountable for your actions. As well as taking your duties to those in your care seriously, take time to connect with whatever sacred forces you honour, and do that with love in your heart.

You can view The Fool's Wisdom Oracle on Amazon and also read a review I wrote in 2012.

Wednesday, 24 March 2021

Magical Online & London Events in the Next Weeks

Here's a list of online events and activities for pagans, witches and those with similar interests over the next week or so. I generally list events in the UK, especially in or near London, but some are outside that time zone. If you know an online ritual, talk, meeting or workshop you want included, please email me at badwitch1234@gmail.com

Wednesday 24 March (every Wednesday); Wellbeing Wednesdays with Nadine and Caitriona. Online event. Time: 12.30pm. Tickets: £6 per session or £20 per month. https://behappiest.co.uk/ 

Wednesday 24 and 31 March; Tarot Symbolism: The Minor Arcana. Two-part practical workshop with Suzanne Corbie via Treadwell's Online. Time: 7pm start. Tickets: £40/£36. https://www.treadwells-london.com/events

Wednesday 24 March; Intuition Masterclass. Digital event organised by She's Lost Control. Tickets: £5-£20. Time: 7pm. https://www.sheslostcontrol.co.uk/digital

Wednesday 24 March; Full Moon Sound Journey. Digital event organised by She's Lost Control. Time: 8.30pm. Tickets £5-£15.  https://www.sheslostcontrol.co.uk/digital

Wednesday 24 March (every Wednesday); The Witching Hour on the Witches Inn YouTube channel. Time 8pm. Free. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCw4Kl-MbdjsApFvodCnvANA

Thursday 25 March; Work with Shamanism to Grow Personally and Professionally. Online event with Harriet Goudard every Thursday. Time: 10am. Free. https://www.meetup.com/awaken-the-inner-shaman-london/

Thursday 25 March; (weekly event); Midweek Meditation with the College of Psychic Studies. Time: 3pm. Tickets: free for members/£7.50 for non members. https://www.collegeofpsychicstudies.co.uk/

Thursday 25 March; Free Shamanic Energy Healing. Organised by Aho Studio. Time: 7pm. Free. www.aho.community 

Thursday 25 March; Practical Magic: Herbal Charms and Enchantments. Online workshop with Hannah Sanders via Treadwell's Online. Time: 7pm start. Tickets: £20. https://www.treadwells-london.com/events

Thursday 25 March; Cunning Folk Music. Online event. Time: 7pm. Price: Free. https://www.eventbrite.com/e/cunning-folk-music-tickets-143463724863?

Thursday 25 March (every Thursday);  Alyson Dunlop Shanes on 'What An Excellent Day for An Exorcism?' Online ASSAP talk. Time: 7pm. Free event. Tickets available to all ASSAP members. To join ASSAP, for £5 per year, visit http://www.assap.ac.uk/

Thursday 25 March; Queering Magic: Astrological Minor Arcana: 2, 3, 4 Wands (Aries). Workshop with Nicole Bettencourt Coelho via Treadwell's Online. Time: 7pm start. Tickets: £20. https://www.treadwells-london.com/events

Thursday 25 March; The Magical Qabalah – Lifting the Veil. Online workshop with Julian Vayne via Treadwell's Online. Time: 7pm start. Tickets: £20/£18. https://www.treadwells-london.com/events

Thursday 25 March (tbc); Shooting the Wild Witch Breeze. Facebook Live Chat with Rachel Patterson and Elen Sentier. A new chat video usually every two weeks on a Thursday. Time: 7pm.  Free. https://www.facebook.com/MoonBooks

Thursday 25 March: Cunning Folk Music. Online Gig. Time: 7pm. Free but you must reserve a place. https://www.eventbrite.com/e/cunning-folk-music-tickets-143463724863?

Thursday 25 March; Tarot - Court Cards. Digital event organised by She's Lost Control. Tickets: £20-£30. Time: 7pm. https://www.sheslostcontrol.co.uk/digital

Thursday 25 March; Astral Projection Workshop with Jade Shaw. Digital event organised by She's Lost Control. Tickets: £20-£30. Time: 7pm. https://www.sheslostcontrol.co.uk/digital

Thursday 25 March; The Horned God. Zoom Lecture by Professor Ronald Hutton via The Last Tuesday Society. Time: 8pm. Tickets:· £4-£10. https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/the-horned-god-professor-ronald-hutton-zoom-lecture-tickets-142920931353?

Thursday 25 March;  The Pagan Federation Lectures: Talk 3: Trolls, Magic and Troll Wives. Online event. Time: 8pm. Free. https://www.facebook.com/events/5165465376856767/

Friday 26 March; Mystic Chat: Demons, Ghosts, and Monsters. Online event with Chris Allaun
Free  · Online event via Zoom. Price: free. Time 00.0am UTC. Details: https://www.facebook.com/events/747658342784639/

Friday 26 March (every Friday); Friday Live Chat hosted by Rachel Patterson, author of the Kitchen Witch series of books. Time: 9am. Free event. https://www.facebook.com/RachelPattersonbooks/

Friday 26 March; Herbal Series Tea Ritual. Online talk via Children of Circe, a private pagan group run by Richard Levy and sponsored by the Doreen Valiente Foundation. You have to join the group to take part. Time: 8pm. Free event. https://www.facebook.com/groups/725752541262809

Friday 26 March; Launch event for Breaking Chains by Nic Phillips.

Saturday 27 - Sunday 28 March; Sacred Earth Activism: Co-creating the Emerging World
A conference for visionaries, activists and change-makers. Tickets by donation. https://www.sacredearthactivism.org/

Saturday 27 March; Leaping Hare 2021. Pagan Conference, now an online event. Time: 9.30am-5.30pm. Free. https://www.facebook.com/LeapingHarePaganConvention

Saturday 27 March;  Online Mind Body Spirit Event with talks, workshops, taster sessions and a market. Time: 11am-5.30pm. Free. https://www.facebook.com/events/346399379950201/

Saturday 27 March; Overview of Wicca by Cathbodva Clarity and Merlyn Hern of Children of Artemis. Time: 2pm. Tickets: £5. https://www.runtheworld.today/app/c/wicca-overview?

Saturday 27 March; Murder and Witches: three crime writers talk about cases of murder and witchcraft in English history. Free  · online event. Time: 3pm. https://www.facebook.com/events/3055192044751196/

Saturday 27 March-May; Werewolves of London Full Moon Audio Walk. Download the audio tour by London Dreamtime and explore London near Charing Cross in your own time this spring. Price: £12.  https://www.londondreamtime.com/calendar/ 

Saturday 27 March; An Evening with Minta Karlsson. Online talk as part of the Magickal Women Conference Spotlight Speakers. Time: 7pm. Tickets: £5. https://ti.to/magickal-women-conference/speaker-spotlights

Saturday 27 March; Full Moon Event with Peace Fires. Light a candle or fire for peace wherever you are in the world, for just for 10 minutes or an hour or longer and state the intention: “Let there be peace on earth and love for one another.” Free. Details: http://peacefires.org/

Saturday 27 March; Earth Hour 2021 and Libra Full Moon Ceremony with London Woodland Witches, Wiccans and Pagans. Online event. Time: 8.15pm. Free but you must reserve a place. https://www.meetup.com/LondonWoodlandWitches/

Sunday 28 March; The Shamanic Art of Holding Space, with Itzhak Beery. Online workshop with the College of Psychic Studies. Time: 1pm - 5pm. Tickets £60/£80 . https://www.collegeofpsychicstudies.co.uk/

Sunday 28 March; Libra Full Moon Breath Ceremony with Lisa Li. Organised by Aho Studio. Time: 6pm. Tickets: £22. www.aho.community

Sunday 28 March;  Herbal Series 2. Online talk via Children of Circe, a private pagan group run by Richard Levy and sponsored by the Doreen Valiente Foundation. You have to join the group to take part. Time: 6pm. Free event. https://www.facebook.com/groups/725752541262809

Sunday 28 March; Spring Equinox Ritual. Free  · online event with Rachel Patterson and Kitchen Witch Coven of Natural Witchery. Time: 7pm. https://www.facebook.com/events/2962032437358121

Monday 29 March (every Monday); Mindful Still Life Monday Sessions with London Drawing, via Zoom. Two sessions: 12.30pm and 6pm. Free, but donations welcome. https://londondrawing.com/online-creative-sessions/

Monday 29 March; Waking the Witch - Gods and Goddesses.  Online event with Rain McManus. Time: 7pm. Tickets: £20. https://www.facebook.com/events/3415920885180687/

Monday 29 March (every Monday); Mindful Mondays with Caitriona of Be Happiest. Online event. Time 7pm. Tickets: £7 per session or £25 per month. https://behappiest.co.uk/ 

Monday, 29 March; Full Moon Circle. Digital event organised by She's Lost Control. Time: 7pm. Tickets £5-£20.  https://www.sheslostcontrol.co.uk/digital

Monday 29 March; Elemental Magic - Earth. Online workshop with Rebecca Beattie, author of Nature Mystics, via Treadwell's Online. Via Zoom. Time: 7pm start. Tickets: £20. https://www.treadwells-london.com/events

Monday, 29 March; Non-physical existence - can we model it theoretically and explore it experimentally? Online Zoom talk by Simon Duan via the Society for Psychical Research. Time: 8pm. Tickets: £5/£0. https://www.spr.ac.uk/

Tuesday 30 March; Britain's Traditional Spring Festival. Online talk with Professor Ronald Hutton via The Doreen Valiente Foundation. Time: 7pm. Tickets £10. https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/britains-traditional-spring-festivals-with-professor-ronald-hutton-tickets-142832703461

Tuesday 30 March; Rewind your body clock, become a happier, healthier and younger. Online talk by author Jayney Goddard via Watkins Bookshop. Time: 7pm. Free but you must register for a ticket. https://www.meetup.com/WatkinsBooks/events/

Tuesday 30 March; Full Moon Drumming Live on Zoom and Facebook. Free  · Online event. Time: 11pm UTC. https://www.facebook.com/events/890822948148534/

Wednesday 31 March; Witch Marks at Ightham Mote, Kent. Lecture by Wayne Perkins via Treadwell's Online. Time: 7pm start. Tickets: £10/£8. https://www.treadwells-london.com/events

Wednesday 31 March; Tarot Spreads. Start of four-Wednesday course by Adrien Mastrosimone via Treadwell's Online. Time: 7pm start. Tickets: £100. https://www.treadwells-london.com/events

Wednesday 31 March; Cord Cutting Meditation with Lucy Porter. Digital event organised by She's Lost Control. Time: 7pm. Tickets £5-£20 per session.  https://www.sheslostcontrol.co.uk/digital

Wednesday 31 March; March Hertford and Ware Pagan Moot. This month's talk is on the element of air. Free  · online event. Time: 8pm. https://www.facebook.com/events/773067550312256/

Thursday 1 April; Magic for the Month: April. A free talk by me (Moon Books author Lucya Starza) on Facebook Live about April Fool's Day, trickster deities, the folklore and symbolism of eggs, a guided visualisation and other magic for the month. Time: 4pm. Free. https://www.facebook.com/events/2843616205957635/

Thursday 1 April; Tarot Magic. Online workshop with Julian Vayne via Treadwell's Online. Time: 7pm start. Tickets: £20/£18. https://www.treadwells-london.com/events

Thursday 1 April; Practical Magic: Teas and Syrups. Online workshop with Hannah Sandars via Treadwell's Online. Time: 7pm start. Tickets: £20/£18. https://www.treadwells-london.com/events

Friday 2 April (every Friday); Friday Live Chat hosted by Rachel Patterson, author of the Kitchen Witch series of books. Time: 9am. Free event. https://www.facebook.com/RachelPattersonbooks/

Saturday 3 - Sunday 4 April; Shamanic Energy Healer Training. Organised by Aho Studio. Time: 10am-5.17pm. Tickets: £51. www.aho.community 

Saturday 3 April; Online spring Wytches’ Market. Free  · Online event. Starts 11am. https://www.facebook.com/events/472752587434943/

Saturday 3 and 10 April; Introduction to Rune Magic / Runic Sorcery. Two Day Workshop on Zoom with David Lee via The Last Tuesday Society. Time: 6pm. Tickets £50. http://www.thelasttuesdaysociety.org/

Saturday 3 April; Paganism for Families Workshop. Join The Elemenpals author, Debi Gregory, for an online discussion on Paganism for families. Time: 7pm UTC. Price: free. https://www.facebook.com/events/263199861876476/ · 

Sunday 4 April; Woodspirits in April. Spring meeting with Woodspirits group. This will be an outdoor, socially distanced meeting if the rules allow it. Location to be in North London - precise details given to members of the group. Time: 3pm. Price: Free. https://www.facebook.com/groups/4032235040150960

Please note that I am not responsible for the content of any of these events except my own talk on Magic for the Month. Contact the organisers directly if you have any questions or to check ticket availability. Where a practitioner is offering information about magical protection, this is *not* medical advice. 

Tuesday, 31 March 2020

Eris: Naming a Trickster Goddess for Chaotic Times


Tomorrow being April Fool's Day, I thought I'd record a video of me reading the chapter I wrote for Naming the Goddess, by Moon Books. My chapter is about Eris, the Trickster Goddess of Greek Mythology.

For the Ancient Greeks, Eris was a much-feared deity who brought about, well, chaos. Even depicting her was considered to be running the risk of attracting her attentions, although the recent Troy exhibition included an illustration of her on a bowl. You can see that in the photo to the right.

In the 20th century, Eris was rediscovered and gained a more positive reputation as a Goddess offering personal freedom. She is honoured by members of the Discordian Society and chaos magicians, as well as by Erisian witches like myself. For me, she has offered artistic inspiration as well as realisation that a sense of humour and an ability to think outside the box can be helpful when living in chaotic times. And we are certainly doing that at the moment.

Like all trickster deities, modern pagans show a mixture of feelings about her. Some regard her as evil because her prank, of throwing a golden apple labelled to the "most beautiful one" into a party of vain fellow deities, began the disagreement that led to the start of the Trojan War. Others, myself included, feel that blaming Eris for a war actually declared by patriarchal Greek men, is just typical of the patriarchy.

Eris herself would probably just laugh at any rows or discord between those holding such opposing views. Why can't both be true?

You can view Naming the Goddess on Amazon.

Links and previous related posts:
http://www.badwitch.co.uk/2009/03/trickster-magician-and-hard-times.html
http://www.badwitch.co.uk/2019/11/bettany-hughes-on-helen-of-troy-and.html
http://www.badwitch.co.uk/2020/02/review-venus-aphrodite-by-bettany-hughes.html
http://www.badwitch.co.uk/2010/05/review-aphrodites-magic.html
http://www.badwitch.co.uk/2014/09/occult-london-naming-fourth-goddess.html



Monday, 1 April 2019

Divination for the Day: The Drunken Fool

For April Fool's Day I have drawn a card from The Fool's Wisdom Oracle, and it is the Drunken Fool.

Of course, it is usually a bit foolish to get drunk on a Monday morning before work, but this card means more than that. The message is to sober up, but not necessarily from alcohol.
"The Drunken Fool has stumbled into your life, overwhelming your senses, intoxicating you with his alluring seductions, and distancing you from life."
Lots of things can do that. We can get carried away by anger or jealousy; we can be seduced by dangerous people or belief systems; or we can become addicted to many things apart from booze or drugs.

This is a wake-up call to be honest with ourselves and acknowledge our excesses. Then we should listen to our hearts and ask if we are really happy or if the things we are clinging to are ultimately making us miserable.

Sonia Choquette, who devised The Fool's Wisdom Oracle, says that The Drunken Fool visits us all from time to time.
"For short periods, his presence is harmless and even welcome, but you're in trouble when he takes over... Step away from the things that distort your perception."
Genuine joy and happiness "lift the soul and heal the wounds of the heart", but if The Drunken Fool is holding you hostage, it is time to free yourself.

In some ways I see this card as being similar to The Devil in tarot, with the message that we should master our demons and not become their slaves.

You can view The Fool's Wisdom Oracle on Amazon and also read a review I wrote in 2012.

Links and previous related posts
http://www.badwitch.co.uk/2008/10/that-devil-money.html
http://www.badwitch.co.uk/2012/05/review-fools-wisdom-oracle-cards.html

Tuesday, 5 March 2019

Magic School: The Wisdom of the Fool

Tutor Ken Rees is running a two-Saturday course on The Wisdom of the Fool, in central London this spring.

Here is the information about the course:
This two-day course will examine the role of the fool and the trickster in myth, literature and society to illustrate the lessons s/he may have to teach us today. We will look at the relationship between wisdom and folly, status and delusion, comedy and tragedy and how these dynamics have been illuminated by the funny man and the funny woman, the court jester and the clown.

Mythology and folktale presents us with a brilliant panoply of the buffoon, the divine eccentric, but also the culture-bearer. Coyote, Eshu, Legba, Loki, Brer Rabbit, Monkey or Hermes – they all connect us with lila, the play of the world and provide us with a foundation both for creative art and for homo ludens (the person as player). In appreciating their roles in story, and their human transmutation into the street entertainer, the medieval court jester and music-hall comedian we can reclaim the origins and functions of laughter in the psyche. In addition, they teach us much about the value of ambiguity, contradiction and guile.

We all make the journey of the fool, time and time again and this is well illustrated through the major arcana of the tarot pack to which reference will also be made.
Here's the reading list, with Amazon links:

The Social History of the Fool by S. Billington, Harvester, Glasgow, 1984
The Fool, his Social and Literary History by E. Welsford, Faber, 1968 (1935)
Trickster Makes this World by L. Hyde, Farrar, Strauss and Giroux, 1998

Venue: The Mary Ward Centre, Queen Square, London WC1 (nearest tube stations – Holborn, Russell Square)
Dates: 23 and 30 March 2019
Time: 10.15am – 5.30pm
Course No: 452
Fees: £56 Cons: £20
Enrolment: 0207 269 6000 (or online)
Enquires: 0208 671 6372
Website: www.marywardcentre.ac.uk

The pictures show the Mary Ward Centre and Trickster Makes this World

Friday, 1 April 2016

April 1st: Favourite Magical Fools and Hoaxes

I've run a few April Fool's Day hoaxes on A Bad Witch's Blog over the years, including writing about Mother Brown and Cockney Wicca, the Ancient Mystery of Fly-Fishing and a review of The Beginner's Guide to Human Sacrifice.

This April 1st, I thought I might blog about a few of my favourite things that had many of us fooled - not necessarily deliberate hoaxes though. The biggest failed prophecy of recent times has to be the 2012 Mayan calendar predictions of the end of the world. I never really believed that anything world-changing would happen on 21 December 2012 - and I blogged to that effect - but I couldn't help getting caught up in some of the frenzy. On the morning of the Winter Solstice I admit did tell my hubby that I loved him and gave him a kiss before he set off to work, just in case anything happened and I never saw him again. Of course there are those who still say that something *did* happen then, only those who weren't properly attuned failed to spot it...

Some of my favourite hoaxes are about fairies. On April 1, 2007, Dan Baines, a sculptor and illusion designer, sold the fake corpse of a fairy in an internet auction for nearly £300. He claimed the mummified remains were found by a dog walker on Firestone Hill in Duffield, Derbyshire. Despite the fact that the item was listed for sale on April Fool's Day, many people believed it was genuine - and some still do.

Some people also still believe that, in the early 20th century, two little girls - Elsie Wright and Frances Griffiths - saw and photographed fairies. The Cottingley Fairies came to the attention of writer Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, who believed they were genuine and published the pictures. At the time, some people thought they were real, but others said they had been faked. In the early 1980s Elsie and Frances admitted that most of the photographs were of cardboard cut-outs, but Frances maintained that one was genuine. The photographs and two of the cameras can be seen at the National Media Museum in Bradford.

In paganism, there are still many Wiccans who believe that the Gardnerian Book of Shadows is an ancient witchcraft text that has been passed down secretly and virtually unchanged for hundreds, if not thousands, of years. This is despite convincing evidence put forward by people such as Isaac Bonewits and Professor Ronald Hutton that the BoS is not linguistically like an ancient text and that the contents can be proven to be a mixture of material from a variety of old sources woven together with 20th century additions.

I asked some of my fellow Moon Books authors about their favourite pagan or supernatural theories that have now been discredited.

Like myself, Morgan Daimler, author of Pagan Portals - Brigid, loves the romance of fairy encounters. She said: "The Cottingley Fairies is one of my favorite hoaxes, and I don't feel bad for believing it when I was younger - even Sir Arthur Conan Doyle fell for that one!"

Nimue Brown, author of Druidry and the Ancestors, pointed out that Druidry has books with dodgy provenance, just like Wicca. She said: "On the Druid side, Iolo Morganwg fooled a lot of people with his writings." She also said that she enjoys the current joke of moving the stones at Avebury every time the clocks change.

Mabh Savage, author of Pagan Portals - Celtic Witchcraft, said: "There's the thing that pops up every Easter saying it's actually a celebration of a Babylonian goddess called Ishtar. Loads of Pagans seem to believe this and share it all over the place, but it's simply not true."

Laura Perry, author of Ariadne's Thread: Awakening the Wonders of the Ancient Minoans in our Modern Lives, said: "Not a hoax so much as bunches of people being fooled by their cultural presumptions: Sir Arthur Evans, who famously excavated the ancient Minoan site of Knossos, assumed that because it was obviously an advanced civilization (fine architecture, enclosed sewers, paved streets and so on) it must have been ruled by a king, just like his own British Empire.

"He named the culture after the legendary King Minos, which is how we get the term Minoan, and called the temple complex a palace, even going so far as to name the rooms things like the King's Throne Room and the Queen's Megaron. In the century since then, we have found no evidence whatsoever of a monarchy island-wide or otherwise. Instead, the island of Crete was apparently ruled regionally, in city-state fashion, from the individual temple complexes by the priesthood and possibly the wealthy merchants as well. But for decades, every new find was interpreted based on the assumption that the island was a Bronze Age monarchy. Oops!"

Ellen Evert Hopman, author of the forthcoming book A Legacy of Druids,said: "The idea that global warming is a hoax has been bought by many. Even by those who practice a Nature Religion."

I agree with Ellen that it really doesn't matter whether we believe in fairies or not, or have different opinions on whether a book is old or new, the most dangerous fools are those who turn a blind eye to real evidence for big threats to the world we live in.

Links and other previous related posts
http://www.badwitch.co.uk/2008/03/april-fools-day.html
http://www.badwitch.co.uk/2009/03/trickster-magician-and-hard-times.html
http://www.badwitch.co.uk/2014/04/the-gospel-of-storyteller.html
Mayan Calendar Prophecies: The Complete Collection of 2012 Predictions and Prophecies
The Coming of the Fairies - The Cottingley Incident

Wednesday, 1 April 2015

Review: The Beginner's Guide to Human Sacrifice

Human sacrifice has been an important religious activity throughout history. Sometimes it is done as an offering to a deity or to appease an angry god.

In the Christian Bible, God tells Abraham he must sacrifice his son, Isaac. Abraham agrees to this without arguing, although an angel stops him at the last moment and a ram is sacrificed instead. According to Classical sources, Phoenicians and Carthaginians sacrificed infants to their gods, while Julius Caesar reported that the ancient Druids were particularly keen on human sacrifice. The image of the humans being burnt to death in a giant wicker man is an enduring one in popular culture.

Today, Satanists are often associated with human sacrifice, even if that image has more to do with horror movies than reality. The problem is, human sacrifice just isn't that easy to do - or to get away with doing without getting caught.

If it is something you are interested in, however, The Beginner's Guide to Human Sacrifice by Lord Bing Shipley offers a step-by-step guide to satanic death rituals that even the most squeamish could find entertaining.

The trick is to start small. A jelly baby is perfect to practise on. You can decapitate them, disembowel them, defenestrate them, burn them in little wicker men or even eat them - the choice is yours. This obviously needs to be done with suitable ritual and wording, but you can use your imagination on that account. You could set out an altar - although the desk at work during a coffee break is just as good.

You also need to make sure the date on which you conduct the human sacrifice is most auspicious. Lord Bing Shipley recommends the morning of April 1 as being ideal.

Links
http://inpurespirit.com/6385/pranking-bookstores-with-the-beginners-guide-to-human-sacrifice/
http://imgur.com/a/n07S8

Tuesday, 1 April 2014

The Gospel of the Storyteller

For April Fools' Day, here is The Gospel of the Storyteller. Make of it what you will...
The Gospel of the Storyteller
All the myths, all the legends;
They are true, every one of them.
How could you doubt it, even for a second?
Believe. Have faith.
These stories are what made you.
Tell them, and rejoice!
Previous related posts:
http://www.badwitch.co.uk/2008/03/april-fools-day.html
http://www.badwitch.co.uk/2012/03/fools-wisdom-oracle-cards.html
http://www.badwitch.co.uk/2009/03/trickster-magician-and-hard-times.html

Monday, 1 April 2013

My Home-Made Staff From Beachcombed Flotsam


A staff might not be strictly speaking one of the witch's essential magical tools, but it does seem like an accessory that every witch should have - along with a broomstick, cauldron, wand, athame and chalice. I've been looking for the right one, and although I've seen some really beautiful staffs on sale at pagan stalls at festivals, they have either been out of my price range or just didn't seem quite right.

Over the Easter weekend I've been on holiday by the Sussex coast. While I was strolling along the beach I saw a piece of driftwood that seemed as though it would be the right size and shape for a staff. It had a mass of dried seaweed, bits of fishing line, old rope and even the ribbon from a child's balloon caught up around it. I tried to remove the tangle of stuff, but fishing line is designed not to break easily and so I had to carry it home as it was (pictured top)

My initial idea was to just cut off the mess and clean up the wood, but then I realised that I could use much of it to decorate the staff. So, I carefully untwisted the bits of weed, twine and ribbon then used some of the strands to redecorate the staff, keeping a few lengths of fishing line to use to tie on more decorations later.

I think my staff serves as a reminder of the dangers to the environment of things human beings discard into the sea. That fishing line, rope and balloon ribbon could easily have got just as entangled around the legs of a bird. Many die that way each year. It is up to us to be more careful about recycling our refuse, and helping the environment by collecting litter from time to time - especially from our beaches.

All staffs need a ferrule on the tip to stop them wearing down. I used a wine bottle cap nailed in place - so more recycling at no cost.

As to the question about whether a witches staff has a knob on the end, the answer in this case is "no". The more I look at it, the more the head of my staff looks to me like a long face with tufty hair, overgrown eyebrows, a flat nose and a big open mouth. Quite a character!

I know it is April Fool's Day today, and you could be thinking that this staff really is a bit of a joke, but I prefer to think of it as a gift from Aphrodite, goddess of the sea-foam.

I intend to go back to the beach later today and maybe I will find some shells, hag-stones and other pieces of interesting flotsam and jetsam to decorate my staff further.

Previous related posts
http://www.badwitch.co.uk/2009/05/oysters-pearls-and-treasure-from-sea.html
http://www.badwitch.co.uk/2010/03/spring-tides-and-beachcombing.html
http://www.badwitch.co.uk/2011/11/review-sacred-stones-and-crystals.html
http://www.badwitch.co.uk/2010/02/magical-uses-for-apple-wood.html
http://www.badwitch.co.uk/2009/08/three-broomsticks.html
http://www.badwitch.co.uk/2013/02/shopping-engraved-pewter-chalices-and.html

Sunday, 1 April 2012

News: A Sick April Fool's Joke?

I saw this news article today, and I so hope it is some sick April Fool's joke: Bishop of Monmouth warns of witchcraft break-ins on church property. According to the story, the Bishop of Monmouth says that the rise in the interest in Wicca is fuelling a huge rise in black magic, leading to churches  being vandalised.

Now, this is very similar to a story I mentioned a few weeks ago, and got equally angry about. So maybe The Bish really believes this rubbish. You can read the story here and decide for yourself if it is a joke: http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/2012/04/01/bishop-of-monmouth-warns-of-witchcraft-break-ins-on-church-property-91466-30662143/

Previous related post: http://www.badwitch.co.uk/2012/03/news-witches-blamed-for-church.html

Friday, 30 March 2012

The Fool's Wisdom Oracle Cards

“He who lives without folly isn't so wise as he thinks.”

That's a quote from a historic French writer, Francois De La Rochefoucauld, who I must admit I had never heard of until I started doing a little research about the wisdom of the fool, for April Fool's Day.

The Fool is a universal archetype. He is a little voice inside us that observes and comments on our lives as we journey through the human experience, pointing out what we sometimes refuse to acknowledge. He helps us recognise our own folly, and learn from our mistakes with humour, but also points out that it is necessary to take a risk and go out on a limb from time to time, even if there is a chance we will land on our bottoms and make an idiot of ourselves. That's OK, the Fool says. Laugh at the joke, pick yourself up, and have another go.

With that idea in mind, and timed to launch on April Fool's Day, The Fool's Wisdom Oracle Cardsare a new divination set by Sonia Choquette, author of Trust Your Vibes: Secrets For Intuitive Livingand Diary Of A Psychic: Shattering the Myths.

I haven't got a copy of The Fool's Wisdom to review yet, but the deck is definitely on my wish list.

Publisher Hay House says on its website: "The Fool's Wisdom Oracle Cards are designed to accelerate personal empowerment and spiritual growth. You can seek the Fool's wisdom on any subject at any time. Use these oracle cards to attain personal growth; deeper insights; and clarity into any situation, relationship, decision, interaction, or question you may have."

Another quote of the subject of the wisdom of the fool comes from Cynthia Heimel, satirical writer and the author of Sex Tips for Girls: “When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.”

That, I think, is great advice for April Fool's Day or pretty much any time.

Links and previous related posts
http://www.hayhouse.co.uk
http://www.soniachoquette.com/
The Fool's Wisdom Oracle Cards
Trust Your Vibes: Secrets For Intuitive Living
Diary Of A Psychic: Shattering the Myths
http://www.badwitch.co.uk/2009/03/fools-paradise.html
http://www.badwitch.co.uk/2009/03/trickster-magician-and-hard-times.html
http://www.badwitch.co.uk/2011/03/tarot-fool.html

Thursday, 31 March 2011

Tarot: The Fool

Tomorrow being April Fool's Day, it seems the right time to look at The Fool card in tarot.

The picture shows The Fool from Robin Wood Tarot Deck,which is one of my favourite decks.

And I've always particularly liked Robin Wood's depiction of The Fool - a carefree young person in colourful clothing enjoying a sunny walk along the clifftops, playing their own music and travelling light with just a rucksack on their back and with a cute little white dog at their heels.

Maybe it just has something to do with the fact that I've always fancied owning a little white terrier, like Tintin's Snowy, but I can identify with that image and I really don't mind if others call me a fool for doing so. The card offers the lure of adventure and freedom from responsibilities. It is a card of new beginnings - about setting out on a journey and not quite knowing where that journey will end or what people or places one will meet along the way. Some of those places might be dangerous and some of those people might be rogues and tricksters, but that's life.

Of course, the traditional interpretation for the card is that the fool is just about to take a fall and tumble right off the edge of that cliff. The message is that one should look where one is going and pay more attention to potential dangers ahead. That is, of course, sensible advice. But, sometimes, it is good to take a risk.

I was half way through writing this post about The Fool when I got an email from someone researching a series of features on Paganism for a religious radio programme. They asked if I wouldn't mind being interviewed.

Perhaps the flattering offer of the opportunity for a brief moment of fame went to my head. Like The Fool, without hesitation, I said "Yes!"

I don't know whether the interview will actually go ahead. But, if it does, I'm not sure it will be the wisest course of action. Pagans have often been made to look like fools in the media in the past.

Oh well. I've hit the reply button and my email's gone. Maybe I'll hear the bark of warning from my inner Snowy dog before I say anything to send my credibility plunging over that cliff...

Links



Thursday, 1 April 2010

Fly Fishing - an ancient mystery

At this time of year in Ancient Macedonia, men would gather on the banks of the rivers Vardar and Astraeus to enact a time-honoured mystery tradition - one that has been handed down from father to son until this present day although its true meaning has been forgotten.

The mystery tradition in question is now known as fly fishing, but although it is today considered a sport and a leisure activity, it once had far deeper meaning connected to the worship of the Ancient Macedonian deity Staroto, which means The Old One.

Staroto was seen as being a giant aquatic monster, perhaps similar to Dagon, Cthulhu or Leviathan, who had lived in the depths of the oceans since the dawn of time. Although The Old One himself was far to large to be caught, his offspring would swim upriver where clever fly fishers could catch them. Of course, there were always tales about "The One That Got Away".

According to occult historian and fly fisher J R Hartley, the practice of fly fishing was adopted by the Roman Claudius Aelianus near the end of the 2nd century who saw Macedonian anglers on the Astraeus River. Claudius copied their activities, bringing fly fishing to Rome, from where it spread to the rest of the world. However, the important religious significance of the activity was lost until archaeologists uncovered clay tablets describing the tradition at a temple to Staroto, near Skopje, in modern Macedonia.

In the mystery tradition, the man who caught the first fish on April 1 was considered blessed by Staroto. For the rest of the year he could demand whatever he wanted. However, if he failed to catch a fish the following April 1, he was then sacrificed to The Old One by being chopped to pieces and used as bait.

Women were never allowed to take part in this ritual, which J R Hartley suggests was because women are actually much better at fly fishing than men, and men never like to be made fools of.

The picture shows Fly fishing, Iceland from Henry Gilbeyavailable from Amazon.

Links:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fly_fishing
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._R._Hartley
http://www.badwitch.co.uk/2009/03/fools-paradise.html
http://www.badwitch.co.uk/2009/03/trickster-magician-and-hard-times.html
http://www.badwitch.co.uk/2008/03/april-fools-day.html

Thursday, 2 April 2009

Hermes: The Bad Witch's God of the Week

The Bad Witch's God of the Week is the Greek deity Hermes.

Hermes is the messenger of the gods and also the god of trade, athletics, travel and good fortune. However, he is also the god of thieves and tricksters - which is why I have chosen him as my God of the Week for the first week in April.

Hermes as a child was a real Artful Dodger. His anti-social behaviour began when he was only a few days old and decided to steal a herd of cattle. Not only did he steal them, but he killed two of them for their lovely hides and juicy steaks.

He didn't know they belonged to Apollo but, when the God of Music turned up in a foul temper to get them back, he was very quick at talking his way out of trouble. He persuaded Apollo to accept a lyre strung with cow guts in exchange for the cattle and even convinced him it was a good deal.

According to http://www.godchecker.com/, the son of Zeus' gift of the gab made him the perfect choice for messenger duties:

"Zeus made him a herald and kitted him out with a winged hat and sandals. Powered by these he can zoom all over the place delivering news that's worse than it sounds... Hermes made a vow to Zeus: 'I will never tell lies — although I cannot promise always to tell the whole truth.' Despite wheeling and dealing by the seat of his pants, Hermes always manages to leave his customers perfectly satisfied. Mostly due to his incredibly cunning sales talk."
Governing communication, fast travel and a good sales pitch, Hermes seems a suitable god for the times we live in, where these things seem increasingly important.

Hermes' winged sandals give him prime position on the front cover of Trickster Makes This World: How Disruptive Imagination Creates Culture, by Lewis Hyde. The book devotes an entire chapter to Hermes in his role as trickster with a knack for getting out of difficult situations.

Trickster Makes This World: How Disruptive Imagination Creates Culture by Lewis Hyde costs £6.99 in paperback from Amazon.

Links:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermes
Trickster Makes This World: How Disruptive Imagination Creates Culture
http://www.godchecker.com/
http://www.badwitch.co.uk/2009/03/trickster-magician-and-hard-times.html